Album Reviews

For as burnt out as I am on the term “NWOTHM” and the bands that make up said scene in 2025, I do, from time […]

Although I don’t follow the world of “instrumental rock” as fervently as I did in my middle school days (Ibanez is still my weapon of […]

What a thrilling time to be a Crazy Lixx fan! Then again, has there ever NOT been? Since they first hit the scene with their […]

If I made a list of the Top 100 Metal EPs of All Time (and I’m sure one day I will), Raven’s Crash Bang Wallop […]

As much as I rag on abound the endless crop of amateur metal bands who clog up the servers that power Bandcamp, the platform isn’t […]

When does a band stop being a band? It’s a regular topic of discussion amongst metalheads that grows more rampant as the years go by. […]

If we were to make a tiered list of non-metal acts who are associated with the scene because of their members, The Hellacopters would have […]

Pardon me as I rehash a tangent I’ve likely gone on before, but as much as I get weighed down by the work that goes […]

The legend of Pentagram is a tale of two bands. On one hand, you’ve got America’s answer to Black Sabbath, one of the earliest metal […]

I told you all it wouldn’t be long before we reviewed something brutal and deadly! See how silly you looked, crying over us covering a […]